Gubzogfen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, proud jellyfish.

Gubzogfen created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubzogfen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gubzogfen, it will destroy your home planet.

Gubzogfen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gubzogfen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Feed all hungry bats.