Vogarpnut Pangcubgesstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical dolphin.

Vogarpnut Pangcubgesstrag created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogarpnut Pangcubgesstrag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vogarpnut Pangcubgesstrag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Vogarpnut Pangcubgesstrag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vogarpnut Pangcubgesstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide if eight otters approach from the north.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.