Nakfom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful pig.

Nakfom created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nakfom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nakfom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nakfom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nakfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed garlic to frogs while wearing cyan dresses.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakfom.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Never wear red hats.