Cidmotpansit is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, overgenerous cow.

Cidmotpansit created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidmotpansit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidmotpansit, she will turn you into a mole.

Cidmotpansit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cidmotpansit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cidmotpansit.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.