Bugceptik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited otter.

Bugceptik created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugceptik, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bugceptik, it will remove you from existence.

Bugceptik's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bugceptik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must never eat wheat.