Gepsomcit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody penguin.

Gepsomcit created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepsomcit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepsomcit, he will torture you forever.

Gepsomcit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gepsomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat coconuts.