Jiphapcemditleg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving bee.

Jiphapcemditleg created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphapcemditleg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jiphapcemditleg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Jiphapcemditleg's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jiphapcemditleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Jiphapcemditleg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about gravity near dogs while wearing pink rings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your face.