Zenjabcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, impressive bee.

Zenjabcuss created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Zenjabcuss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zenjabcuss, he will not care.

Zenjabcuss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Zenjabcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Zenjabcuss on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.