Getnilceb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain rhinoceros.

Getnilceb created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Getnilceb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Getnilceb, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Getnilceb's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Getnilceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Run away if four pigs approach from the north.

3. Always obey Getnilceb's priests.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Getnilceb in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.