Getdonarf is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, benevolent
hedgehog.
Getdonarf created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Getdonarf, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Getdonarf, it will try to impress you with trees.
Getdonarf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Getdonarf's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick moths.
2. You must pray to Getdonarf six times a day.
3. Hide from gray porpoises for they are unholy.
4. Never write about nucleic acids.
5. You must love Getdonarf.