Mabnulljad is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, witty
porpoise.
Mabnulljad created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabnulljad, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Mabnulljad, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Mabnulljad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Mabnulljad's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt birds.
2. Never think about black holes.
3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Mabnulljad in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing white skirts and balancing eight tin spheres on your hands.