Hadcantag Boptikgom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional centipede.

Hadcantag Boptikgom created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadcantag Boptikgom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hadcantag Boptikgom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hadcantag Boptikgom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hadcantag Boptikgom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hadcantag Boptikgom six times a day.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always obey Hadcantag Boptikgom's priests.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Do not drink alcohol.