Rowdapbin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, moody wren.

Rowdapbin created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowdapbin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rowdapbin, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rowdapbin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rowdapbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.