Fublikwot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable crocodile.

Fublikwot created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fublikwot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fublikwot, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fublikwot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fublikwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never run in the presence of mice.

5. Never talk about bats.