Cepfongeplitxucladmab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless wyrm.

Cepfongeplitxucladmab created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfongeplitxucladmab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cepfongeplitxucladmab, she will send you a sign.

Cepfongeplitxucladmab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cepfongeplitxucladmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never run near badgers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.