Tabditdag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart frog.

Tabditdag created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabditdag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tabditdag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tabditdag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tabditdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Tabditdag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always stare at clouds.