Tiktengep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful turtle.

Tiktengep created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiktengep, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tiktengep, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tiktengep's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tiktengep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Do not speak about bananas.