Nulzedkon is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, clever
newt.
Nulzedkon created an up quark six million years ago.
If you believe in
Nulzedkon, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Nulzedkon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Nulzedkon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Nulzedkon's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not laugh in public.
5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.