Fidsugbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awesome manatee.

Fidsugbog created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Fidsugbog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fidsugbog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fidsugbog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fidsugbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Fidsugbog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Worship no other gods but Fidsugbog.

5. Do not make images of living things.