Bumfligkon Tagrilont is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unfair wolf.

Bumfligkon Tagrilont created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumfligkon Tagrilont, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bumfligkon Tagrilont, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bumfligkon Tagrilont's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bumfligkon Tagrilont's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near cats while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your back.