Honweeven is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying weasel.

Honweeven created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honweeven, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Honweeven, he will turn you into a snail.

Honweeven's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Honweeven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. You must pray to Honweeven six times a day.
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