Metkinab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest otter.

Metkinab created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metkinab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Metkinab, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Metkinab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Metkinab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Metkinab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about snakes.