Zedloop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage scorpion.

Zedloop created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Zedloop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zedloop, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zedloop's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zedloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Zedloop first in all things.