Wegkamhit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, smart hare.

Wegkamhit created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Wegkamhit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wegkamhit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wegkamhit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wegkamhit's Holy Commandments

1. Wegkamhit loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.