Wegkamhit is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, smart
hare.
Wegkamhit created a charm quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Wegkamhit, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Wegkamhit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Wegkamhit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Wegkamhit's Holy Commandments1. Wegkamhit loves snails, so they must be honoured.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not stand on grass.