Badhasgof is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud butterfly.

Badhasgof created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Badhasgof, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Badhasgof, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Badhasgof's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Badhasgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Badhasgof.

3. Never wear white scarves.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide from cyan squirrels for they are unholy.