Hig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest centaur.

Hig created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Hig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hig, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the north.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hig on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.