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It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic rat.

Catragkim Bothatmetwodcam created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Catragkim Bothatmetwodcam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Catragkim Bothatmetwodcam, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Catragkim Bothatmetwodcam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Catragkim Bothatmetwodcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.