Nelldabdap Kipmumcub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sage seal.

Nelldabdap Kipmumcub created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelldabdap Kipmumcub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nelldabdap Kipmumcub, it will ignore you.

Nelldabdap Kipmumcub's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nelldabdap Kipmumcub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine dogs approach from the north.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nelldabdap Kipmumcub on top of all buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.