Tailtonkmon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, compassionate weasel.

Tailtonkmon created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailtonkmon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailtonkmon, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tailtonkmon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tailtonkmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tailtonkmon's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Run away from yellow sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.