Negkomzan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing wombat.

Negkomzan created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Negkomzan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Negkomzan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Negkomzan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Negkomzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing gray jumpers and balancing six copper spheres on your hands.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not shave your legs.