Larpvonknuldod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying zebra.

Larpvonknuldod created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpvonknuldod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larpvonknuldod, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Larpvonknuldod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Larpvonknuldod's Holy Commandments

1. Larpvonknuldod loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Larpvonknuldod on top of important buildings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.