Lim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced sheep.

Lim created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lim, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lim's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Lim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never look in ponds.