Hatzakcat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate butterfly.

Hatzakcat created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatzakcat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hatzakcat, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Hatzakcat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hatzakcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing purple kilts and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near goats while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing nine lead spheres on your neck.