Sitarnmin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, emotional human.

Sitarnmin created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitarnmin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sitarnmin, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sitarnmin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sitarnmin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sitarnmin four times a day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.