Cebmilkembet is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish grasshopper.

Cebmilkembet created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cebmilkembet, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebmilkembet, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cebmilkembet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cebmilkembet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Never wear turquoise trousers.

3. Do not take Cebmilkembet's name in vain.

4. Never feed cucumbers to moths while wearing mauve rings.

5. Hide from gray otters for they are unholy.