Appsadlarn is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous wyrm.

Appsadlarn created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Appsadlarn, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Appsadlarn, she will turn you into a sheep.

Appsadlarn's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Appsadlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple shorts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. You must love Appsadlarn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.