Bisslopwad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unjust salamander.

Bisslopwad created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisslopwad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bisslopwad, it will destroy your home planet.

Bisslopwad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bisslopwad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bisslopwad on top of all buildings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near goats while wearing yellow rings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your hands.