Talriggep is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced dog.

Talriggep created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talriggep, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Talriggep, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Talriggep's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Talriggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about gravity.