Appbusfar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless otter.

Appbusfar created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appbusfar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Appbusfar, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Appbusfar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Appbusfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing blue dresses.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not take Appbusfar's name in vain.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.