Metnuttlad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet monkey.

Metnuttlad created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metnuttlad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Metnuttlad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Metnuttlad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Metnuttlad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Never feed strawberries to tapirs while wearing rings.

4. Always help cats.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.