Hugfagparkbam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive goose.

Hugfagparkbam created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Hugfagparkbam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hugfagparkbam, she will turn you into a mole.

Hugfagparkbam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Hugfagparkbam's Holy Commandments

1. Hugfagparkbam loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Never paint your face yellow.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.