Figratpig Kopdidnurgatnabbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, cheerful bat.

Figratpig Kopdidnurgatnabbonk created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Figratpig Kopdidnurgatnabbonk, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Figratpig Kopdidnurgatnabbonk, she will turn you into a mole.

Figratpig Kopdidnurgatnabbonk's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Figratpig Kopdidnurgatnabbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never paint your head gray.

3. Run away from violet horses, for they are unholy.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Figratpig Kopdidnurgatnabbonk in the centre of the settlement.