Wotgunhub Vedafvog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, two-faced meerkat.

Wotgunhub Vedafvog created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotgunhub Vedafvog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotgunhub Vedafvog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wotgunhub Vedafvog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wotgunhub Vedafvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Wotgunhub Vedafvog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.