Cibpomhap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate penguin.

Cibpomhap created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibpomhap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibpomhap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cibpomhap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cibpomhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Cibpomhap first in all things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.