Pagarfdagfadquamnull is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish whale.

Pagarfdagfadquamnull created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pagarfdagfadquamnull, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagarfdagfadquamnull, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pagarfdagfadquamnull's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pagarfdagfadquamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not cook food in pots.