Vilarpfid Wonbadhot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair shark.

Vilarpfid Wonbadhot created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Vilarpfid Wonbadhot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vilarpfid Wonbadhot, he will turn you into a mouse.

Vilarpfid Wonbadhot's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vilarpfid Wonbadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing violet boots and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.