Vedlipgod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured dove.

Vedlipgod created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedlipgod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vedlipgod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vedlipgod's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vedlipgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Vedlipgod loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.