Foss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous dugong.

Foss created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Foss, she will turn you into a worm.

Foss' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to hamsters while wearing brown ear rings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Foss on top of important buildings.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.