Pidjanquam Karvadjadgun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud cobra.

Pidjanquam Karvadjadgun created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidjanquam Karvadjadgun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pidjanquam Karvadjadgun, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pidjanquam Karvadjadgun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pidjanquam Karvadjadgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pidjanquam Karvadjadgun.

5. Hide from violet swans for they are unholy.