Besscamfag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind dragonfly.

Besscamfag created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besscamfag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Besscamfag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Besscamfag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Besscamfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never hop in the presence of sheep.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.